How to Get a Free Room in Las Vegas

A friend of mine told me how to get a free room in Las Vegas. Here are the Steps:

Step1: Before Go to Las Vegas

1. Learn basic strategy or how to play break-even blackjack.
2. Play only blackjack, and play in a casino with good blackjack rules.

Step 2: In the Casino

1. Go to the promotions booth.
2. Fill out and turn in an application for a player's card.
3. Pick up the card.

Step 3: Play

1. Present your card to the pit boss for rating every time you sit down at a blackjack table.
2. Play as long as possible.
3. Wager as little as possible. Play perfect, basic strategy at all times.
4. Take as many restroom breaks as possible. Spill your drink on the table at least once, and take a long time deciding how to play each hand.
5. Bet at least $50 whenever the pit boss is watching, even if your average bet is only $5.
6. Request to meet a casino host after 3 or 4 hours of play. Be friendly when the host comes to the table.
7. Request a free room.